"No School
Snow Day"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Please, No! I've spent seventeen straight days with these people!
SE-VEN-TEEN. DAYS!!! This is Downton Day! I even have it cued up and ready to watch as soon as the
...Maybe I can drop them off at the principal's house for a while. No? Ugh.
Then My mom, in her wisdom, knowing my reaction before I can even fully voice it myself, sends me this precious text:
"Take pics all day! What a great memory maker!"
Sigh...
Well, while I did not take pictures for fear of being kicked of The Internet, here are some of my favorite quotes over this lovely, memory-making Snow Day...
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Max: Mom, I can hear the ocean in this shoe!
Abby: I just need some alone time.
Me: Under the kitchen table?
Abby: Yep. This is my alone space.
Me: Poop is funny, Luke, it's just a fact. Stop fighting it.
Luke: Get off your sister!
Max: We're synergizing, Dad!
Luke: Max made a bow and arrows from a hanger and a bunch of sharpie markers, are you cool with that?
Me: Crap.
Me:
You people are messing up my Downton Abbey Day!!!!!
Luke: What does that mean?
Max: I have NO idea.
Abby: We called a truce, so we can't eat any more pineapple, Mom.
Me: Ummmmm, what?
Max: My shadow is too fast for you!!! (followed by the child running into the back door.)
Abby: AVOCADO!!! (followed by hysterical laughter for five minutes)
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Ahh, memories.
Thank you, God, for the gift of laughter, so often given through my wonderful children.
And....Puh-LEASE, let there be school tomorrow.
Amen.
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